Full of tasty turtle meat . . . just not very much of it.
"My friend asked me if I liked her new turtleneck sweater and I blurted out it was better than the brown one she usually wore which did nothing for her complexion. Then I clapped my feet over my mouth, shocked at me. She looked so hurt. Then I apologized and went to the bathroom to give myself a talking to."
"Discworld Creation Myths 101"
"You may have won zis round, Monsieur Thumb, but I -- I shall win zee war!"
"You're right -- he DOES look like Donald Rumsfeld without his glasses! How weird!"
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