On behalf of The Academy of Useless Green Things In A Canoe, we would like to present you, Gumby, with our highly coveted Lifetime Goldbricker's Award once we reach shore!
Right behind General Washington, Gumby crosses the Delaware to give those uppity Hessians a good thrashing.Gumby can't abide Hessians.Because he's Gumby, dammit!!
He would have ridden his horse across, except his horse is Pokey.
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