"Feel that lump? That's your brother."
Here's a tip, kids -- it's okay to touch a Republican as long as there's a big crowd nearby and Mom's watching, but don't ever approach one in the wild without taking serious precautions!
Soft as a baby's... um... dry, scaly skin?
You're both careless, Billy... except the only thing it will lose is its skin.
Came out of one of last year's Easter eggs. You can't leave those things sit that long, dang it.
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