Somehow, when your fiendish pagan idol looks like this, the other barbarians just don't take you seriously.
"Hello, my name's Celestial Rage. I'm an alcoholic. My mom's fifteen and she has black hair, black fingernails, a tattoo of a buffalo on her aorta and she plays in a garage band. Will you be my friend?"
"WE'VE GOT GIANT BABY SIIIIIIGN!!"
Post a Comment