"Psst... buddy? That's tame, man. Why dont'cha see how long you can keep this tarantula on your lid?"
Senate Republicans were disgusted to learn that Obama's proposed health care plan did not exclude bites from radioactive spiders and a pre-existing condition.
Somewhere, J. Jonah Jameson feels a shiver run up his spine...
"Are you sure the Obamas want to use a pregnant spider as a piñata?"
Karl Rove is finally removed from the White House.
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