How not to honey-glaze yourself.
"Hi, honey. Got a buzz yet?""Hive just about had it with that joke.""Oooh, that stings!"
..reflecting that even though you are feeling nostalgically amorous, if he's been in the ground for too long, you should still avoid making eye contact with a dead husband.
Y'know, there are easier ways to get that full-body waxing.
"Nice outfit! Where'd you get it?""None of your beeswax."
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