Chaos ensued today when a giant Muslim man appeared on the steps of the Capitol building and began plucking members of Congress from the crowd one by one, popping them into his mouth with abandon, and then chewing and swallowing all but Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV), who he spit out immediately. Witnesses reported that the giant then muttered something about Byrd being "too old" or "spoiled" or something along those lines.
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Chaos ensued today when a giant Muslim man appeared on the steps of the Capitol building and began plucking members of Congress from the crowd one by one, popping them into his mouth with abandon, and then chewing and swallowing all but Sen. Robert Byrd (D-WV), who he spit out immediately. Witnesses reported that the giant then muttered something about Byrd being "too old" or "spoiled" or something along those lines.
So the whole "democracy" thing is a fake, just like the moon landings?
Next Ahmad will erect a tent with McDonald's McKids Play Tent on it then arrange free transportation for children within a thirty mile radius.
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