"I don't want to hear any talk of Microsoft Slashing prices!"(waits for laugh)(and waits)(and waits)
To say that it was an awkward moment when Slash found out who his real father was would be something of an understatement.
"Chinese Democracy took fifteen years? Even Windows Vista doesn't take that long to load!"
"What a great audience. The dog wouldn't play with me tonight. However, there was this one rat....... Kenny. Put your hands together and make my son feel welcome folks."
"Can I get an A-minor seventh with a B-sharp and a 12-sustain? Yes? No...? How about an operating system that someone without a fucking PhD can operate?""Yeah. That's what I thought."
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