Not only is it insufficiently sincere, but the Great Pumpkin actually went out of his way to leave flaming bags of poo on the front step.
You know, on second thought, maybe insulating the house with lit jack-o-lanterns wasn't such a good idea after all.
"We thought about building a house out of zucchini, but the zoning committee squashed that idea."
"It's the Great Pumpkin Prison, Charlie Brown, and you're in for 13-to-life!"
"GO FORTH AND TERRIFY!!!!!!!!"
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