No matter how much he enjoys it, never let a duck ride the ceiling fan.
Jeff Goldblum rued the day he left his favorite bath toy in the matter transfer machine...
Presenting the Docu-o-Tron 2700!! Sure, it cost three billion dollars and can only make one rubber duckie a year. But once it goes into mass production the price will come down! THINK OF THE POSSIBILITIES!!!
DUCK-o-Tron, dammit!!1 GRRR!!
"Baby, I'm gonna give you my duck in a box..."
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