Apparently the term "Trophy Wife" means something entirely different in the Scandinavian countries.
"It's from Picasso's blue balls period."
" . . . and then, after the bris . . . "
The curator's assistant found the crazy glue. It might've had some humour value if they all hadn't taken off for the weekend.
"When the designers finished, they left white paint all over the floor around it. At least...god, I hope that was white paint..."
The plaque reads: "Milton Berle slept here."
"I had it removed after my fourth marriage, and I can't tell you how much happier I've been ever since then."
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