"What do you say -- threesome? You, me and Karl? ...Wait, I mean Condi. Er... no, actually I did mean Karl."
"You're nice and all, but I voted for Sanjaya."
"See? My hand's squeezin' the life outta her right kidney and she's grinnin' like a feral chipmunk. Fentanyl pain patches work!"
See? Everyone makes jokes about Ryan Seacrest.
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