The bear exhibit at the San Francisco Zoo, tho less popular than the tiger exhibit, still does an admirable job of thinning out the crowds.
"When I grow up, I want to be a big, fat, hairy gay man who dresses exclusively in leather and denim and participates in Pride Parades wearing nothing but my motorcycle hat and a pair of assless chaps."
And that boy grew up to be Vice President of the United States!
"Then I took my hunting knife and dug my way out of its throat. Thanks, Boy Scouts of America!"
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