"Yeah, but he keeps the neighbors' kids in their own damn yards!"
"You shoulda seen the one that got away!"
After he retired, Captain Hook had the crocodile who ate his hand stuffed and mounted in his back yard, where he and his wife, Calihuea (a former member of the Neverland Indian tribe), would enjoy basking in the afternoon sun while sitting on his back and recalling old times."Remember that time I bested Pan in a sword fight?""Yeah.""And how about the time I-""Uh huh."
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