"Wait a minute -- there are words in this thing?!"
"Now to post spoilers all over the internet! Gods, I am soooooooooo evil!!"
"The new Harry Potter book brought me back to life!" - The Grim Reaper
So that's why Gerson was so determined to finish Inventing Situations before today!
Shortly after midnight, the first copy in Saudi Arabia was sold to this woman. She will be beheaded tomorrow for possessing infidel sorcery literature.
With the right wand and spell, you can make the book end any damn way you want it to.
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