The forgotten eighth dwarf, Skeevy.
See? SEE? That's what livin' in a miserable cottage in the middle of the woods with six other strange little men will get you.
"I am tired of these motherf****n' snakes up my motherf****n' a**!"
Prehensile Dwarf Penis. It's what's for- Wait a minute, no it isn't. Not even remotely close. Just forget I ever mentioned it.
"You want to barter with that trouser snake? It looks more like a flatulent earth worm! Hand over the gold."
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