She's well acquainted with the touch of a velvet hand like a lizard on a windopane. I'm just saying.
It had seemed such a reasonable plan. Use the frogs to eat the lice. Then use the lizards to eat the frogs. Now everyone just felt silly.
Next the iguana unfurled its tongue and ate the nits one by one.
"Hey, where'd you get that? I've been wanting one just like it for years!" "At the pet shop on-""Huh? Hey, shut up, I was talking to the iguana!"
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