"I know, I know, but we just couldn't bear Thanksgiving without him."(Ow! Don't hit!)
"Why sure, Bart . . . you can have the drumstick. You can have both drumsticks. Hell, you can have the whole damn turkey. Just don't eat me. Please?"
"Bear with us, folks. Snaggletooth has another criticism." ----- "The turkey could have used more tequila."
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