"With my next condom I'll do a skunk. It'll be breathtaking! Then I'll twist a pig on a Harley. You know... a hog on a hog."
"Man that's a big zit!"
"I can kill you with my brain."
"Anybody for orange juice...?"
Yeah, but as soon as he takes the test, it deflates back to practically nothing. The same thing used to happen to me back in college.
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