Once again the dead have risen, and once again they vote Democrat in suspiciously large numbers.
Yet they still beat John Ashcroft in the election...
"What do you MEAN, this is no scarier than just the fact that I'm in office? Lookame, I got horns! I got blood comin' outta my mouth! I'm scary, dammit! Lookame! LOOKAMEEEE!!!"
"For the last time, that's not funny, Jeb!"
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