Because when it's an honor trhat a luminary like Pia Zadora has won, everything has to be Just So.
I thought they said Kathy Griffin wasn't going to be at this year's Golden Globes. What? New vacuum. Oh.
Man, the Golden Globes suck.
Clean the carpet! Yes sir! Dangit, why does it have to be the red CARPET? Why not red linoleum...or tile... even a mosaic? Yeah a mosaic would be good! Much easier cleanup, just sweep it! I'm telling you though, those guys at that Chinese theater place got it figured out... concrete. Cheap, durable, easy to clean. Leave it to the Chinese to come up with something so practical. Who needs a carpet? All you're going to do is walk on it anyway.... And besides that who the hell is looking at the floor? Everyone's focussed on the breasts. Well at least I am anyway....I couldn't care less what they're walking on.
hah! look at that schmuck! He had to get all dressed up in a suit to vaccuum the carpet. I'm just kicking it in my t-shirt and shorts!
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