"Monty Python? Isn't that just toilet humor?"
I guess he wasn't kidding when he said he had to shit something wicked.
"I'm going to the bathroom. I gotta drain the snake." (Alternately, "I gotta take a hiss.")
Awww! A little heart just for me! Thank you, trouser snake!
"Oh, man! What did I eat last night?!"
"Sssss . . . Where'sssss John Voight?"(Too subtle? Naaah. Not for good capper brains.)
I don't get it. All they siad I needed to do to unclog it was get a snake…
Really, once you get used to it, the Brazilian all-natural colonoscopy is actually not as bad as you might think.
Dammit I knew I should have cleaned the toilet before something live crawled out of it....
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